We sorta-kinda keep kosher.

For Passover, we really do keep kosher. We kasher the kitchen.

For potlucks, we allow people to bring in food from home. Here are the rules:

• All potlucks are dairy only.
  
  
• Vegetarian food is OK.
  
  
• Dairy food is OK. This includes milk, cheese, and eggs.
  
  
• No meat.
  
  
• No poultry.
  
  
• No shellfish. This includes squid.
  
  
• Most fish are OK, but no eel or sturgeon.

Our kiddush lunches and our potlucks are known throughout Greater Temple Beth Israel-land as the best in town. Come join us!

Key to bringing potluck food to Family Friday and other family and education activities, according to mom's last name:

• A to H: Side-dishes and salads
• I to L: Desserts or drinks
• M to Z: Dairy entrée – pasta, casserole, etc.
• or bring money for the emergency pizza fund

Quick history of the Jews as quoted by Ken:

• They tried to kill us
• They failed
• Let's eat